Doodieman, i love him

Doodie man reads a doodie book
on a doodie toilet...
on a doodie day...
...in a doodie world
he thinks doodie thoughts
of doodie things
like doodie dreams
of doodie kings
doodie is the only song he sings.
he has doodie hands
and doodie toes
doodie friends
and doodie foes..
doodie is the only thing he knows!